Between February 2004 and February 2005 I wrote
twenty six freelance articles for francophile internet magazine Bonjour Paris +
one article with Karen Fawcett (President) and Sarah Gilbert Fox (Directeur
Général), which was published in the guide-book, "Paris For Dummies." Here is
one of the original twenty six, with the original self-penned lead...
The Ganesh
Festival
Non-roving
reporter Pat Brien steps out of his apartment in the 10th Arrondissement
straight into the Indian Community's annual shindig, the Ganesh Festival, a
celebration to honour Ganesh, the god with the elephant’s head, and finds
himself carried along with a mass of happy people, carriages decked out with
flowers and laughing children, flute players, dancers and drummers, towards the
holy Temple of Sri Manicka Vinayakar Alayam.
Sunday, 05
September 2004: Clambering out of bed late and realising that my neighbours were
missing their weekly Sunday dose of British Culture, I pulled Sgt. Pepper’s
Lonely Hearts Club Band out of the rack and was about to stick it in the machine
when the distant, hypnotic sound of flute’s drifted through my sixth floor attic
window. I froze; pricked up my ears. Had my neighbours formed a cultural
resistance movement designed to do battle my four Liverpudlian buddies, The
Beatles? I decided to go with album-2 of the White Album instead, and Helter
Skelter those spunky little Frenchies into submission. OK, lads… One,
Two…
Wait a minute. A full frontal flute attack? Nah. Maybe a Serge
Gainsbourg Techno album or something. That I could understand. Even respect. But
flute’s? Then again, they did sound good: seductive, melodic, other-worldly. The
sky was blue and a cool breeze drifted in, carrying the
happy tunes
to my window and blowing them softly into the air around me. I noticed that they
were punctuated by the distant sound of drums, along with faint shouting and
laughter. There was a street-party out there.
Hurrying, I
put on my shades, then fell over backwards as I blindly pulled on my trousers.
The lads would have been proud of me. I would be fashionably late, of course,
but then I was always fashionably late for parties. Usually on account of not
having been invited in the first place. I walked out onto my street, rue Louis
Blanc, and Bang!- Indian Community action was everywhere.
This is the
10th arrondissement. Between here and the 18th lies the heart of the Indian
community in Paris -- cool, friendly people and hot, spicy food at give-away (or
rather take-away) prices -- but it wasn’t usually like this: Shops had pretty,
hanging decorations and Indian music blasted out of each of them. The street was
a blanket of heat and people; a blaze of colours and peacock feathers held by
beaming children in dazzling suits and dresses, many seated atop cars and vans.
Everybody smiling. Everybody happy.
The action seemed to be veering
towards the first street to the left of my apartment-block, rue
Phillippe-de-Girard, so I turned up there. The further I went up, the thicker
the crowd became, until I finally came out at Place Paul Eurard, where a huge
number of people had gathered. I took a breather at a nearby café, where a young
Indian man sat holding a Sitar. A friendly chap, I tried to explain to him that
the Sitar had been invented in the 1960’s, in Liverpool, England, by a man
called Beatle George. But he didn’t seem to understand me. He just kept
laughing. Then came the moment the crowd was waiting for.
The huge
procession, sporting three or four carriages decked out with flowers and yet
more peacock-feather wielding children in beautiful costumes, accompanied by
flute players, dancers, drummers and nageshvaram players, moved across the Place
towards the street I’d just come from, rue Phillippe-de-Girard.
The crowd
was so thick here that I had to fight my way forward to actually see the
procession. Then, inexplicably, everybody surged forward, fell back just as
quickly, and I found myself in it! I was at the front, behind one of the
carriages, and I was being watched by a thousand people. I wasn’t sure whether
or not to wave at them. It was moving quickly, too, and the people behind me
smiled at me. I smiled back, but I was nervous. ‘Why am I at the front?’ I
thought. ‘Maybe it’s a race? The winner is turned into a sacrificial victim. The
loser has to go home and watch French TV?’ I was beginning to get paranoid.
I noticed
that the mass of people on the rue Phillippe-de-Gerard were milling around the
arch-way of an apartment block at No. 72. A carriage up ahead disappeared in
there. The crowd on this street and the procession had become as one. There was
no way to move in any direction. It was choc-a-bloc. I looked down at my hard,
shiny black brogue shoes, and at all the bare legs and sandal-clad feet around
me. ‘I could stomp my way out,’ I thought, ‘Then make my escape. What difference
would it make? They’d just presume I was an American.’
But I couldn’t do
it. They were too beautiful, too colourful, too musical, too open and friendly.
They handed out drinks and food. They looked into my dark ray-ban shades, into
my dark, cynical, British mind, and lit it up. They wouldn’t sacrifice me. Kill
me with kindness, maybe, but that was all. They were sweet people, civilised and
courteous. But I was still nervous.
Swept
helplessly inside the archway, the first thing I noticed, with a dark sense of
irony, was a few hundred pairs of shoes, removed by worshippers about to enter
the residence of the elephant-headed god, Ganesh, son of Parvati and Shiva; or
rather, the Holy Temple set up to do him honour. Realising that Ganesh was wise
to me, I tried to turn, but the crowd was moving me forward, carrying me
helplessly along a river of faith towards their god. I tried to remember the
last time I’d talked to my own, but I couldn’t.
I panicked slightly,
knocking my sun-glasses askew and turning quickly into Woody Allen. ‘I don’t
want to see an Elephant god!’ I whimpered to a smiling Indian man who was
trapped beside me. ‘The movie about the Elephant-man was too much for me! HE’LL
banish me or something! I have no meekness! And I’m low on wisdom! I keep
meaning to get some, but the books that provide it are so big! And with such
small print! How come the wise never just get to the point, anyway? Why do they
have to be such whores about it?’
The guy nodded at me, smiling.
Amazingly, he’d understood every word. ‘He who walks with the wise, becomes
wise,’ he told me.
‘Not if he does all the talking,’ I pointed out.
‘Which I plan to.’ I wanted to scream: ‘Get me out of here! I’m an American!
Honest! Send me a god-damn helicopter! Air-lift me to a McDonalds! I demand my
right to get fat!’
But my
Indian neighbours had no intention of forcing me inside their Temple. Instead, I
found myself in the grounds of the building. A small area, a square, with the
modest looking Temple entrance off to one side. Groups of people sat around in
the square, eating and talking, laughing and playing with the kids. One family,
sitting cross-legged in the square, looked up at me and smiled. ‘Bon appétit!’ I
told them. They beamed back.
I didn’t go inside the temple. What was the
point? The only way for an outsider to get to know the strength and wisdom of
somebody else’s god is to study the behaviour of the people who worship that
god. Based on that, Ganesh, the elephant headed god, had made a powerful
impression on me. So when the crowd thinned out a little, I made my way back
home, picking up some spicy Indian rolls and a cup of sweet Indian tea on the
way, so full of respect for other people’s culture’s and religions that, rather
than blast Beatle music out into the hot air on this holy day, I decided to
blast out a George Harrison album instead.
Between February 2004 and February 2005 I wrote
twenty six freelance articles for francophile internet magazine Bonjour Paris +
one article with Karen Fawcett (President) and Sarah Gilbert Fox (Directeur
Général), which was published in the guide-book, "Paris For Dummies." Here is
one of the original twenty six, with the original self-penned lead...
The Ganesh
Festival
Non-roving
reporter Pat Brien steps out of his apartment in the 10th Arrondissement
straight into the Indian Community's annual shindig, the Ganesh Festival, a
celebration to honour Ganesh, the god with the elephant’s head, and finds
himself carried along with a mass of happy people, carriages decked out with
flowers and laughing children, flute players, dancers and drummers, towards the
holy Temple of Sri Manicka Vinayakar Alayam.
Sunday, 05
September 2004: Clambering out of bed late and realising that my neighbours were
missing their weekly Sunday dose of British Culture, I pulled Sgt. Pepper’s
Lonely Hearts Club Band out of the rack and was about to stick it in the machine
when the distant, hypnotic sound of flute’s drifted through my sixth floor attic
window. I froze; pricked up my ears. Had my neighbours formed a cultural
resistance movement designed to do battle my four Liverpudlian buddies, The
Beatles? I decided to go with album-2 of the White Album instead, and Helter
Skelter those spunky little Frenchies into submission. OK, lads… One,
Two…
Wait a minute. A full frontal flute attack? Nah. Maybe a Serge
Gainsbourg Techno album or something. That I could understand. Even respect. But
flute’s? Then again, they did sound good: seductive, melodic, other-worldly. The
sky was blue and a cool breeze drifted in, carrying the
happy tunes
to my window and blowing them softly into the air around me. I noticed that they
were punctuated by the distant sound of drums, along with faint shouting and
laughter. There was a street-party out there.
Hurrying, I
put on my shades, then fell over backwards as I blindly pulled on my trousers.
The lads would have been proud of me. I would be fashionably late, of course,
but then I was always fashionably late for parties. Usually on account of not
having been invited in the first place. I walked out onto my street, rue Louis
Blanc, and Bang!- Indian Community action was everywhere.
This is the
10th arrondissement. Between here and the 18th lies the heart of the Indian
community in Paris -- cool, friendly people and hot, spicy food at give-away (or
rather take-away) prices -- but it wasn’t usually like this: Shops had pretty,
hanging decorations and Indian music blasted out of each of them. The street was
a blanket of heat and people; a blaze of colours and peacock feathers held by
beaming children in dazzling suits and dresses, many seated atop cars and vans.
Everybody smiling. Everybody happy.
The action seemed to be veering
towards the first street to the left of my apartment-block, rue
Phillippe-de-Girard, so I turned up there. The further I went up, the thicker
the crowd became, until I finally came out at Place Paul Eurard, where a huge
number of people had gathered. I took a breather at a nearby café, where a young
Indian man sat holding a Sitar. A friendly chap, I tried to explain to him that
the Sitar had been invented in the 1960’s, in Liverpool, England, by a man
called Beatle George. But he didn’t seem to understand me. He just kept
laughing. Then came the moment the crowd was waiting for.
The huge
procession, sporting three or four carriages decked out with flowers and yet
more peacock-feather wielding children in beautiful costumes, accompanied by
flute players, dancers, drummers and nageshvaram players, moved across the Place
towards the street I’d just come from, rue Phillippe-de-Girard.
The crowd
was so thick here that I had to fight my way forward to actually see the
procession. Then, inexplicably, everybody surged forward, fell back just as
quickly, and I found myself in it! I was at the front, behind one of the
carriages, and I was being watched by a thousand people. I wasn’t sure whether
or not to wave at them. It was moving quickly, too, and the people behind me
smiled at me. I smiled back, but I was nervous. ‘Why am I at the front?’ I
thought. ‘Maybe it’s a race? The winner is turned into a sacrificial victim. The
loser has to go home and watch French TV?’ I was beginning to get paranoid.
I noticed
that the mass of people on the rue Phillippe-de-Gerard were milling around the
arch-way of an apartment block at No. 72. A carriage up ahead disappeared in
there. The crowd on this street and the procession had become as one. There was
no way to move in any direction. It was choc-a-bloc. I looked down at my hard,
shiny black brogue shoes, and at all the bare legs and sandal-clad feet around
me. ‘I could stomp my way out,’ I thought, ‘Then make my escape. What difference
would it make? They’d just presume I was an American.’
But I couldn’t do
it. They were too beautiful, too colourful, too musical, too open and friendly.
They handed out drinks and food. They looked into my dark ray-ban shades, into
my dark, cynical, British mind, and lit it up. They wouldn’t sacrifice me. Kill
me with kindness, maybe, but that was all. They were sweet people, civilised and
courteous. But I was still nervous.
Swept
helplessly inside the archway, the first thing I noticed, with a dark sense of
irony, was a few hundred pairs of shoes, removed by worshippers about to enter
the residence of the elephant-headed god, Ganesh, son of Parvati and Shiva; or
rather, the Holy Temple set up to do him honour. Realising that Ganesh was wise
to me, I tried to turn, but the crowd was moving me forward, carrying me
helplessly along a river of faith towards their god. I tried to remember the
last time I’d talked to my own, but I couldn’t.
I panicked slightly,
knocking my sun-glasses askew and turning quickly into Woody Allen. ‘I don’t
want to see an Elephant god!’ I whimpered to a smiling Indian man who was
trapped beside me. ‘The movie about the Elephant-man was too much for me! HE’LL
banish me or something! I have no meekness! And I’m low on wisdom! I keep
meaning to get some, but the books that provide it are so big! And with such
small print! How come the wise never just get to the point, anyway? Why do they
have to be such whores about it?’
The guy nodded at me, smiling.
Amazingly, he’d understood every word. ‘He who walks with the wise, becomes
wise,’ he told me.
‘Not if he does all the talking,’ I pointed out.
‘Which I plan to.’ I wanted to scream: ‘Get me out of here! I’m an American!
Honest! Send me a god-damn helicopter! Air-lift me to a McDonalds! I demand my
right to get fat!’
But my
Indian neighbours had no intention of forcing me inside their Temple. Instead, I
found myself in the grounds of the building. A small area, a square, with the
modest looking Temple entrance off to one side. Groups of people sat around in
the square, eating and talking, laughing and playing with the kids. One family,
sitting cross-legged in the square, looked up at me and smiled. ‘Bon appétit!’ I
told them. They beamed back.
I didn’t go inside the temple. What was the
point? The only way for an outsider to get to know the strength and wisdom of
somebody else’s god is to study the behaviour of the people who worship that
god. Based on that, Ganesh, the elephant headed god, had made a powerful
impression on me. So when the crowd thinned out a little, I made my way back
home, picking up some spicy Indian rolls and a cup of sweet Indian tea on the
way, so full of respect for other people’s culture’s and religions that, rather
than blast Beatle music out into the hot air on this holy day, I decided to
blast out a George Harrison album instead.